Actress Kate Hudson’s nude photos have been leaked to the Web.
As you can see in the pics below, not only is Kate Hudson Hollywood royalty (as she is the daughter of Goldie Hawn and step-daughter of Kurt Russell), but she is also the queen of the itty bitty titty committee. Of course Kate’s complete lack of sinful femininity pleases us pious Muslims greatly. Add to that the fact that Kate has the tight ass of a bacha bazi (dancing boy), and we can certainly see that she has some value.
However, even though Kate’s body is androgynous she is still a biological female, and so the sight of her nude flesh is haram and she must be punished under Sharia law… Hooking Kate’s mosquito bite boobies up to a car battery seems appropriate, as it would be easy to attach the jumper cables to her immodestly erect nipples. No doubt once Kate has undergone a few hours of light to medium torture these sorts of degenerate nude leaks will be a thing of the past.